What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?